The words "anti" and "climax" spring to mind (and, no, this is not some incest story)

well, its December the 8th. Widely broadcast to be doomsday for the clan formerly known as UsR. I am happy to announce that, while the sky is somewhat grey with snow, the outlook is bright and sunny.

Reports have been coming into the GBH newsdesk all morning regarding the apparent lack of activity on the frontlines. General Jason, who sadly was K.I.A just 24 hours ago, left a legacy of fight and spirit amongst the troops which remains steadfast despite the threat of onslaught by mighty beast that is Such Retarded To$$er .

aww they are so close and so alike...